Friday, April 24, 2009

Episode 10: Warrior Women of North Hollywood

Hello and welcome to our second Friday blog. Friday means that while we have accomplished a lot, and are excited about the weekend we are also a might punchy and have probably made ourselves ill on jellybeans.
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Why don't we start with Detail of the Day, because GLITTERSNAKE has currently hidden all of our other photos. (Note: GLITTERSNAKE is not for sale, as it would permanently damage our moral if ever he were to leave us)
Check out this totally awesome frog:
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Disclaimer: Frog not guaranteed to transform into prince... 
or any other member of royalty.
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After a short but none the less epic battle we have just wrestled our photos away from GLITTERSNAKE. 
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Behold our spoils of war:
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Those are some super snazzy kilts. While historically worn to identify the clans, all you outlanders can wear them for any occasion. We suggest log throwing, highland flinging, and “Highlander” reenacting. Please no bag-piping, it gives Nora a headache.
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To accessorize your kilt this season take a gander at our fabulous replica Prussian helmets. (Complete with spike) If everything goes horribly awry you can always throw your helmet at your opponent. Works great on zombies...seriously.
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If the classic kilt/helmet combo isn't your style, 
try one of these great vintage ladies jackets:
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Or do all three together and call it a Vivienne Westwood.
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Through some series of fortuitous events we keep receiving items that are not in fact costumes. However as they will be for sale and are wicked awesome, we will continue to pass them along to you. 
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Welcome to today's "WTD* Mate!?"
[and the best moment of our week]
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Two chicks and a wall of spears. (Just to be perfectly clear, only the spears are for sale. Thanks though)
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
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Use it wisely people.
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Over and out.

"What the Deuce Mate!?"

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