Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Mysterious Disapearance of Day 7...AKA Stuck in the Time Warp

Dear Readers,

Do not be dismayed...we now bring you day seven. Time moves differently in the Halloween Room: only one day has passed for you whereas we have been stuck here for 3 arduous weeks and are running low on coffee. Oh how we long for the days of the passion fruit jellybeans. Nora is clawing the walls.

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Hang on.....
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I've smacked her back to sanity and I think we can move on. We are going to pull out some naughty little vintage unmentionables that would make the Material Girl proud! Bullet bras are the cat's meow. We suggest wearing them with your pumpkin pants for a fashion statement that will not be ignored.
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Let's see if we can get them up to 88 mph and meet Michael J. Fox. Our stealthy military correspondent it still trapped behind enemy lines, but has managed to send us a transmission. In the 20th Century Fox 1968 film Patton, George C. Scott did not want to shoot the now iconic scene of him addressing the troops in front of the American flag. Consequently the scene was shot on the last day of filming on location in Spain, allegedly in one take. To ice the cake, his uniform features imperial German medals. How do you like them apples?!
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In detail of the Day land we have this saucy number for you...
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It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries!
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Time Warping “Put Your Hands on Your Hips”
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Transmission over and out. Please send a search party!

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