Friday, May 1, 2009

Episode 15: My name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father prepare to die.

Happy Friday everyone! While the following photos are just a test of the emergency response system, these costumes can be used as flotation devices in the event of a water landing. However, they cannot protect you from the shrieking eels. Good luck with that though.


Observe: Your very own Buttercup and...
Farm Boy turned pirate YUM and...
the perfect outfit for when you have your country's 500th anniversary to plan, your wedding to arrange, your wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it.
and... Six-Fingered Man... (*Note: 6th Finger Not included)
and Dwed Piwate Wobarts.

*Note: He's coming to take your souls. There will be no survivors and don't forget Mawage is wat bwings us together today
What about R-O-U-Ses? Rodents Of Unusual Size? We don't think they exist. However our hunter/gatherer Greg has managed to trap and kill one for us. So what'd you know? Note: Tastes like chicken. In addition to being a tremendous “WTD?”, this magical wunderding is actually some sort of military item.

An all expense paid trip to the Guilder frontier for the person who can tell us what this is. Hint: It's some sort of head gear. We hope you enjoyed our “Princess Bride” themed blog. If you didn't “get it” then you haven't seen the “Princess Bride”. Please remedy this travesty this weekend or we will sic the Brute Squad on you. Seriously, it's an awesome film. Don't be lame people. Good Night Readers. Good work today. We'll most likely kill you in the morning.

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