Monday, May 11, 2009

Episode 21: Medieval Times and Other Drinking Games

  • Do you like eating with your hands?
  • Do you find hunting down defenseless little animals on horseback fascinating?
  • Do you find that poking other men with a long stick is the height of recreational sophistication?

If so, then have we got the ensemble for you, and your minions.
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That's right junior varsity jousting team of Lincoln High. We're talking to you.

   
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Extra Bonus: Each of these can easily be worn with tights. That's right-fashionable, comfortable tights. Nothing says masculine like a pair of tights. *If however you can look manage to look masculine while wearing a pair of tights... give us a call.
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And to explore the wide world of hosiery options we here at the Spring Sale now present you with out Hosiery Through History exhibit. Really exciting stuff, man.
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If jerkins and tabbards don't cook your proverbial leg of mutton, or if you feel like harrassing the kids in the jerkins and tabbards, check out our totally rad replica Indian Lancer Jackets.
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You might have noticed the abrupt disappearance of Detail of the Day. Don't worry, its not gone forever or anything, we just didn't want to be predictable. It'll be back sometime. When you least expect it. Look behind you when in dark alleys. It could be there. What? You never know.
There is a place where what you think is frequently horribly mistaken, where what makes you laugh also makes you cry a little inside, and what most people would hide in an attic and never speak of again, we feature on a website to sell. This place is called the twilight zone. or just for today, the "WTD?" And as an extra special Monday feature- we bring you two really really amazing things.


 
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Well, we're off to go see a movie that we designed. That's right we have other skills in addition to yard sale production and epically funny blog writing. So we're just taking this moment for a little shameless self promotion. Maybe we;ll post some photos of ourselves not covered in dirt. I wouldn't count on it though. See you tomorrow.

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