Friday, September 17, 2010

Ceci N'est Pas Une Blog

If you are in any way like me, you may not have thought about your Halloween costume until sometime last week where- much to your dismay- you discovered that it was the middle of September leaving you a scant six to seven weeks to come up with something truly genius.
Fear not fellow partial procrastinators, for genius abounds at this year's Halloween store.
(Author's note to audience: for those of you new to this blog, I will now make a number of seemingly unrelated pop culture references that will only possibly be tied together in some flourish of narrative inspiration. Stay tuned)
(Author's note to self: Blog needs genius. Cartoons=Genius. Ere go: Blog=Cartoons*)

~Shopper's Note: Segue Sold Separately

Carrots are high in beta carotene and costume contest wins...just saying

Shopper's Note: Bacon Buddy Sold Separately.**
And now for the greatest food costumes I've ever seen (and
no, this has nothing to do with a dress made of meat):

Just some inspiration for the following triptych:

Seriously, I love this outfit. Also, strangely, I feel more informed.
About what, can't be certain but I'm definitely more knowledgeable
about something. I wonder what that's about...

xo for serious,

*Dear PhD Mathematics friends, sorry for the flagrant misuse of mathematical notation and logic. Also, sorry I can't make Dr. Who on Saturday.

**Having just realized our own need for a "Bacon Buddy" costume, there is not currently one scheduled to be part of the store. We'll let you know when we add this awesome piece to our collection.

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